Miauw

Oh how I miss my cat Miauw. Look at her – the crazy strange cat that she is.

The only things she does are sleep, eat and those two other things.

The only time she comes near you is when she is hungry or when you are sitting at her seat (and she gives a strong signal that you must leave the seat immediately as well). Otherwise she will be lying somewhere a bit far away in a strategic most comfortable sofa or bed in the house, out of your reach.

The only time she lets you touch her is when she is eating -- probably because she needs to concentrate on something (i.e. eating) more important and urgent, and cannot be bothered by just about anything else.

Yet my family loves her to bits. Now who is crazier and stranger here? Perhaps that is exactly what the cat thinks.